My Friend Timmy

**Not really a song, more of an interlude. One day Bob and I were writing songs on his front porch, and we heard these two kids, who couldn't have been older than 6 or 7. They were arguing about something that sounded really funny, so we took a tape recorder and recorded what we could get of it. Not terribly comprehensible, but the line "...and my friend Timmy tells me to screw you" as spoken by a 6 year old is an instant classic.**