I Ate Ronald Reagan

**This was the first song we started writing for 4EPs. It was originally meant to be a fast punk song, but somewhere along the line it slowed down a bit. As it is now, it sounds a bit like "Android" by Green Day. Ironically, we were practicing this song when Ronald Reagan died...weird.**

Out late last night, I was on the prowl

I started getting hungry, my stomach started to growl

Then who should I see?

Staring back at me

Ex-President of the United States

I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan last December

I ate Ronald Reagan

I ate Ronald Reagan but he didn’t remember

He invited me in, then he left me alone

He must have forgotten, I was in his home

Then who should I see?

Staring back at me Ex-First Lady of the United States

I snuck into his library when he wasn’t looking

I stabbed him in the back then I started cooking

His muscles were frail, his body was stale

But that’s alright with me

I just ate the V.I.P.

I ate Nancy Reagan

I ate Nancy Reagan last December

I ate Nancy Reagan

I ate Nancy Reagan but she doesn’t have Alzheimer’s