I Want to be a Rapper

**I had spent months thinking of the best rap lines I could come up with. Most of them being typical rap nonsense about how I was better than everyone, but most of them were relatively clever. This also included a number of inside jokes (Whitey Vibe/Griff feud, Truth and his spider nonsense). After I recorded the verses, we realized that we were missing a refrain, which Griff thought up on the spot.**

Rockin’ your socks it’s a brand new song

And you don’t know the words so you can’t sing along

And its better than SPAStix...

Droppin rhymes and your jaw and makin’ you transfixed

On every single fuckin’ word we say

We've got somethin’ for everyone like a buffet

We got the rhymes that you love to savor

Pimp D with the style (Heavy Nuts with the flavor)

You’re like Wendy’s we’re a meal with 5 courses

We be fuckin’ pretty women you be fuckin horses

AAHHHH is more deadly than Jack the Ripper

If I wanted lip from you I would scrape it off my zipper

My rhymes are so sweet just like Jelly

And no one would even care at all

I’ll piss on you like my name was R. Kelly

You got no style and your talent is fictitious

You best think twice before you fuck with Pimp Delicious

 

I wanna be a rapper

Take you to a restaurant

I wanna be a rapper

Give you everything you want

I wanna be a rapper

Take you to the grocery sto’

Make you my number one ho

 

Whitey Vibe got beef but he still wants steak

And he wants to be black and its more than I can take

We won the war but we want a treaty

Griff asks Whitey Vibe “please don’t eat me?”

50 Cent’s spare change, Eminem went stale

Murda Inc. got convicted and went to jail

Snoop dropped the drugs and went clean

Now its E.H.P. blowin’ up the scene

I don’t spit bullshit ‘cause my name’s not Truth

I’m not scared of the “big fuckin’ spider” in the booth

I’ll take out my gun and make you think you’re getting slaughtered

I’ll make you shit your pants worse than Mexican water

I’ll break both your legs then beat you with your crutches

I get high on crack rocks, you choke on dutches

We’re never gonna lose and we’re always gonna win

What can go wrong with Heavy Nuts on your chin?

 

I wanna be a rapper

Take you to a restaurant

I wanna be a rapper

Give you everything you want

I wanna be a rapper

Take you to the grocery sto’

Make you my number one ho