Plus Sized Princess

**One night instead of doing my math homework, I decided to write a song about having a fat girlfriend. It just goes to show where my priorities are. For the melody of the refrain I kinda ripped off this hilarious (read: hilariously awful) rap by Korns bassist.**

You know my girl she's the best

She's better than all the rest

You know she's my little cutie

But she's got the biggest booty

 

My girl's a model

Look at her waddle

She's in the window of all the fat stores

She could have anyone

But I'm her only one

She is the envy of all the fat whores

 

My girl is the biggest flirt

And she's got the biggest skirt

She would lose her job real fast

If she only drank slim fast

 

My girl's a model

Look at her waddle

She's in the window of all the fat stores

She could have anyone

But I'm her only one

She is the envy of all the fat whores

 

Don't let it get to you

Because she is so cute

She attracts all the guys

With her great white thighs

 

My girl's a model

Look at her waddle

She's in the window of all the fat stores

She could have anyone

But I'm her only one

She is the envy of all the fat whores