Porno Addict

**This was the last song written for The Polka Collection and also took the longest to record, although we still think it came out well. There wasn't any specific inspiration for this, although being addicted to porn [and being a parent too] is a great scenario. This would've been a perfect song had they made a soundtrack to "Cyber Seduction" the Lifetime Original about a teenager who becomes addicted to porn.**

You gotta look at it every day

Before you go to work

Before you go away

You gotta look at it all the time

When you're feeling bad

When you're feeling fine

 

Is it addiction?

Or is it just fun?

You say it with conviction

Say its gotta be done...done

 

Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict

You can't stop

Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict

You can't quit (x2)

 

You gotta look at it with your son

He is 8 years old, you think it would be fun

You gotta look at it all alone

When your wife is there

When no one's home

 

Is it addiction?

Or is it just fun?

You say it with conviction

Say its gotta be done...done

 

Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict

You can't stop

Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict

You can't quit (x2)

 

You call yourself a collector

And a connoisseur

But you are addicted

Of that I am sure

 

Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict

You can't stop

Porno addict, porno addict, porno addict

You can't quit (etc)