I Want to be a Pimp

**By the time we wrote this, we were pretty burned out on writing songs. We had most of the album written and were on the last few. When we recorded this, we had Ryan (from SPAZ) and Allie record a skit for the song intro, which came out well. Also, this song features an interesting whistling solo.**

I wanna be a pimp cause I wanna be cool

Donít wanna be anybodyís fool

I wanna drive around in my Cadillac

I wanna learn how to bitch slap

 

The corner is yours now

So Get on all fours now

Cause you have to get laid

Heís being a jerk now

But this is your work now

If you want to get paid

 

I wanna be a pimp with alot of hos

I wanna have a cane and wear fluorescent clothes

I wanna be a pimp but I donít wanna be sleazy

ĎCause everyone knows that pimpiní ainít easy

 

Youíre being abused now

But at least Iím amused now

Your face is black and blue

Your life is a joke now

Fucking for coke now

Whatever shall you do?

 

I wanna be a pimp cause I wanna be rich

I wanna make every woman my bitch

I wanna be a pimp cause I donít wanna suck

I wanna own women who get paid to fuck

 

The corner is yours now

So Get on all fours now

Cause you have to get laid

Heís being a jerk now

But this is your work now

If you want to get paid

 

Youíre being abused now

But at least Iím amused now

Your face is black and blue

Your life is a joke now

Fucking for coke now

Whatever shall you do?