I Eat Paint Chips

**I thought it would be fun to include a song about eating paint chips to the food section of 4EPs...so I did. When I was writing this song I researched the effects of eating paint chips as to be accurate. This song features an interesting and relatively unique rhythm, especially for us.**

Sitting in my room the paint is chipping off the wall

Every time I look I see another piece fall

I don’t have any money and there is no food in sight

I guess I won’t be eating any Chinese food tonight

 

I eat paint chips I like how they crunch

I eat paint chips for breakfast and lunch

I eat paint chips bursting with flavor

Eat some now save some for later

 

My friends call me a mutant when they see my tongue is green

They all say it’s the funniest thing they’ve ever seen

I just say “that’s ignorant” and keep on doing what I do

But I’ll be the one laughing last when I make my tongue turn blue

 

I eat paint chips I like how they crunch

I eat paint chips for breakfast and lunch

I eat paint chips bursting with flavor

Eat some now save some for later

 

My brain is always sore and I don’t even know why

I cant tell where or when things went awry

I know I can’t stop shaking no matter what I do

I guess now is the time for me to start eating glue

 

I eat paint chips I like how they crunch

I eat paint chips for breakfast and lunch

I eat paint chips bursting with flavor

Eat some now...