Threesome with the Olsen Twins

**When we initially wrote this song, we had 6 or so verses of lyrics to choose from, all equally offensive. We settled on two, and recorded it for The Polka Collection. Then, when we were making 4EP's, this was a perfectly fit for the Teen Idols section. Also, it was one of the first songs which was written with equal contribution from the three of us.**

I loved you in Winning London and Holiday in the Sun

Why donít you two come over? And have a little fun

You two are the bomb, youíre a pretty sight

Iíll invite you over, and weíll fill my house tonight

 

The cops they call it abduction

But I just think its seduction

 

Ashley and Mary-Kate

You make me want to masturbate!

Mary-Kate and Ashley

Letís go do the nasty!

 

I donít care which is which, you are two of a kind

You both are so good, you blow more than my mind

I donít need no love, donít need no affection

But baby it takes two, To give me an erection

 

Sex with you is on my day planner

So stay away from Dan Tanner

 

Ashley and Mary-Kate

You make me want to masturbate!

Mary-Kate and Ashley

Letís go do the nasty!

 

Now that youíre out of rehab, I bet youíd like a toke

Why donít you come over, and suck my dick for coke?

[original version: Now that you're both 16, I bet you drive a lot

Can I please park my car, in your parking lot?]

 

Ashley and Mary-Kate

You make me want to masturbate!

Mary-Kate and Ashley

Letís go do the nasty!