...And That's Why We Love NASCAR
**About the trashy relatives of some people who live across the street from Bob and me. We wrote and performed this song on Bob's porch while the subjects stood around their car in the middle of the street. How typical. Also known as "The New Neighbors Suck."**
New neighbors across the street
None of which I wanna meet
Why dont they leave me alone?
[and] Go back to their trailer home
Go!
They're movin' in
Tomorrow
They're movin' in
One's wearing a NASCAR shirt
He's the one I wanna hurt
The other one is a whore
She'll make our street an eye sore
Go!
They're movin' in
Tomorrow
They're movin' in
Stupid white trash and a NASCAR lover
Too bad your husbands also your brother
Got a $.25 wedding band
Got 10 fingers on your third hand
Go!
They're movin' in
Tomorrow
They're movin' in (x2)