...And That's Why We Love NASCAR

**About the trashy relatives of some people who live across the street from Bob and me. We wrote and performed this song on Bob's porch while the subjects stood around their car in the middle of the street. How typical. Also known as "The New Neighbors Suck."**

New neighbors across the street

None of which I wanna meet

 

Why dont they leave me alone?

[and] Go back to their trailer home

Go!

 

They're movin' in

Tomorrow

They're movin' in

 

One's wearing a NASCAR shirt

He's the one I wanna hurt

 

The other one is a whore

She'll make our street an eye sore

Go!

 

They're movin' in

Tomorrow

They're movin' in

 

Stupid white trash and a NASCAR lover

Too bad your husbands also your brother

Got a $.25 wedding band

Got 10 fingers on your third hand

Go!

 

They're movin' in

Tomorrow

They're movin' in (x2)