Frankie Munez in Big Fat Liar

**The first of two songs we wrote involving Ricky Boland, and the only one featuring Mike Williams. Both of whom have some *very* interesting stories to share.**

I was hittin' the slopes today

When I hear Ricky say

I would do a flip off that ramp

If I didn't have such a bad cramp

That I got in a mosh-pit

In the front row of a concert by Lit

 

Ricky Boland is so cool

He jumped off a skateboard in to a pool

There is nothing that he wont do

'Cause he's Ricky Boland and not you

Mike Williams is so rad

[he's] Got a superhero for a dad

He's got a Lexus and a Bentley too

Cause he's Mike Williams and not you

 

I was hangin' in the band room today

When I heard Mike Williams say

Do you know 50 Cent?

He's related to my cousin Eminem

Who produced for Jay-Z

I got a shout out on his CD

 

Ricky Boland is so cool

He jumped off a skateboard in to a pool

There is nothing that he wont do

'Cause he's Ricky Boland and not you

Mike Williams is so rad

[he's] Got a superhero for a dad

He's got a Lexus and a Bentley too

Cause he's Mike Williams and not you (x2)