Lindsey Lohan

**I wrote this song during a film class I was taking. I remember being particularly proud of the lyrics/rhymes in this one. Unfortunately since this song was written, Lindsey has fallen off the desirable wagon, so to speak. *

I contemplated suicide

When I missed you on TV that night

You were on TRL

Now Iím in a private hell

You were sharp and you were clean

When I saw you on the movie screen

And I know you didnít want to hurt us

But you starred with Jamie Lee Curtis

 

Lindsey

Make a movie with me

Itíll have a kissing scene

It would be my dream

 

I tried to write you Valentines

I tried so hard so many times

And you know it made me wanna scream

When you kissed that guy in that scene

And I really thought that you were smarter

So whyíd you date Aaron Carter?

Just end your feud with Hilary

And both of you go out with me

 

Lindsey

Make a movie with me

Itíll have a kissing scene

It would be my dream (x3)