Prosthetic Legs

**I originally started writing this song in math class in 2001. It didn't evolve too much from the original version. This song is a little odd because it has no sung refrain. It was also the first AAHHHH song with a real bass-line. **


What the hell is happening to me?

VH1 and MTV

I cant stop watching my TV



Another day wasted again

Fox News and CNN

Oh how I love channel 10


Avi and mpg

I like watching DVDs

Pentiums and AMDs

I cant stop wasting my money


All these things, no more friends

Who needs them anyway?