I Ate Kody Smith

**A song about eating an acquaintance of Bob and mine. The first two verses are 100% true, however we didn't actually eat him. Kody and his sister weren't too happy with us when they heard the song, but what can you do?**

Here’s a story about a kid who’s name is Kody Smith

I happen to hate him and all the kids he hangs out with

I told him to back off and to stay away

But he didn’t listen so now he has to pay

 

(I’m telling you that) I ate Kody Smith

(Just because) He was talking shit

(And because) He just wouldn’t quit

(He was screaming) But I ignored it

 

Kody Smith asked me to slap box at lunch one day

But I didn’t want to so I said “no way”

But he didn’t listen and he spat at me

But I got my revenge when I ate his whole family

 

(I’m telling you that) I ate Kody Smith

(Just because) He was talking shit

(And because) He just wouldn’t quit

(He was screaming) But I ignored it

 

I put his head over the fireplace

So everyone could see the look on his face

People all give me high-fives and they say “good job” to me

Because they don’t have to put up with Kody

 

(I’m telling you that) I ate Kody Smith

(Just because) He was talking shit

(And because) He just wouldn’t quit

(He was screaming) But I ignored it

(I’m telling you that) I ate Taneeka Smith

(Just because) She is such a bitch

(She has sex with) Guys I hang out with

I ate Taneeka Smith

I ate Kody Smith

I ate Taneeka Smith

I ate all the Smiths

I ate Kody Smith