I Ate Jenna

**I wrote this song during my first week of college after meeting a girl named Jen (I was under the impression her name was Jenna). A pretty generic cannibalism song.*

Jenna I donít know your last name

Jenna I only know your first name

You know I'd really like to meet you

And that I would like to eat you

Oh Jenna [Jenna] youíre the girl for me

 

I saw you at the gym getting thinner

So I invited you over for dinner

You thought we were eating barbecue

But I knew that I was eating you

Oh Jenna [Jenna] youíre just so naÔve

 

I only saw you one more time

You havenít even been on my mind

I was sad I ate you but

I am glad youíre in my gut

Oh Jenna [Jenna] youíre a tasty treat

Oh Jenna youíre the girl for me

Oh Jenna youíre just so naÔve