I Ate Jenna
**I wrote this song during my first week of college after meeting a girl named Jen (I was under the impression her name was Jenna). A pretty generic cannibalism song.*
Jenna I don’t know your last name
Jenna I only know your first name
You know I'd really like to meet you
And that I would like to eat you
Oh Jenna [Jenna] you’re the girl for me
I saw you at the gym getting thinner
So I invited you over for dinner
You thought we were eating barbecue
But I knew that I was eating you
Oh Jenna [Jenna] you’re just so naïve
I only saw you one more time
You haven’t even been on my mind
I was sad I ate you but
I am glad you’re in my gut
Oh Jenna [Jenna] you’re a tasty treat
Oh Jenna you’re the girl for me
Oh Jenna you’re just so naïve