Hamburgers

**Like I'm a Carnivore, this one is pretty straight-forward. Bob and I wrote equal parts of this (I think he wrote the first verse and I wrote the second). When we were recording we had our friends Allie, Dan and Conor (from I Before Evil), Ryan, and Derek (from SPAZ), and Dave all add their back-up vocals to the track.**

Fuck George Forman, I like Ďem greasy

20 parts lean 80 parts beefy

Mad cow disease I donít give a shit

15 years and I still live with it

 

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

I like you ground up on a bun

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

You taste better with A1

 

Hamburgers morning noon and night

Hamburgers what a tasty delight

Hamburgers patty full of flavor

Hamburgers the taste that I savor

 

Fuck veggie burgers and vegetarians

I get my food from veterinarians

Gotta feed the cows well before they kill them

Slaughter and pack them and then you grill em

 

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

I like you ground up on a bun

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

You taste better with A1

 

I donít watch my calories

I donít count my carbs

I donít overcook cause Iím not a retard

 

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

I like you ground up on a bun

Oh Mr. Cow (Mr. Cow!)

You taste better with A1