I Want An Electric Guitar

**This song was written a really long time ago, probably in about 1996. At first is was really bad but then we reworked it in 1999. Its made a couple of more small evolutions since, but nothing too major. It got rerecorded for 4EPs because we weren't very happy with the way it sounded on In Complete AAHHHH.**

I wanna break the plaster on the wall

I wanna make all the nick-knack's fall

I wanna shake the house's foundation

And give your stomach a very jumpy sensation

 

I Want An Electric Guitar (x4)

 

I wanna piss all the neighbors off

(And scream so loud) I give myself a really bad cough

I wanna make the woofer blow

But I know my mom will just say no