I Ate A Bulimic

**After writing my fair share of cannibal-related songs, my hunger for new and creative ways to eat people grew. The irony of a song about eating a bulimic, and her breath smelling bad proved too much for me to resist.**

2 am last night I had nothing to do

I thought Id go out cruising and try to find some food

So I called my friend Kate, said Id be there in 8

But when I showed up things werent too [great]

 

I ate a bulimic and she tasted vile

Her breath made me puke but her smell made me smile

I only chewed on her for a while

 

She laid on the floor as she died of starvation

And I started to get a hungry sensation

I knew I could save her but why should I try

So I got out my knife and said my good [byes]

 

I ate a bulimic and she tasted vile

Her breath made me puke but her smell made me smile

I only chewed on her for a while

 

No meat on her bones

No food in her home

 

I ate a bulimic and she tasted vile

Her breath made me puke but her smell made me smile

I only chewed on her for a while (x2)