**Bob and I wrote this song pretty randomly. We were in the middle of working on a different song, and just randomly came up with this. Its a pretty fun song, if nothing else. It hasn't been played in a while.**

Apples are good

Apples are fine

Why dont you come eat mine?


Apples in cereal

Apples in pie

If you dont like them

Fuck off in die


I like the green ones

The red ones too

If you dont eat them they'll eat you